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Creepy Porn Lawyer Set to Lose Ferrari in Divorce Settlement

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It’s been a difficult few months for showboat attorney Michael Avenatti, also known as the Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Somehow, it would appear he hasn’t reached the very bottom of the barrel. If that could be possible for him.

Court documents filed in Orange County hold the CPL liable for over $1.9 in retroactive child support payments to his ex-wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti. Avenatti would have to hand over a treasure chest of goodies and possessions, including his luxury 2017 Ferrari automobile and a pricey set of expensive jewelry.

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A judge also ordered Avenatti to pay a monthly sum of $37,897 in child support, and $124,398 in spousal support. He was told to make immediate payments retroactive to January 2018, for a whopping sum of $1.5 million. In addition to the Ferrari, Avenatti’s law firm will have to transfer a share in a private jet to his ex-wife.

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Should’ve gone for the pre-nup, dear boy.

The latest news about Avenatti’s personal finances comes as yet another indication that the California showman may be headed for personal bankruptcy. He’s been sued multiple times by business partners for failing to pay agreed-upon compensation for services rendered. Last month, his law firm lost a legal dispute with its office landlord and was evicted from its office space.

You would almost feel bad for someone being forced to shell out what seems likely to be countless millions of dollars to their former spouse. But most will sleep peacefully at night knowing that the individual on the hook for the massive payments couldn’t be a worse guy.

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Neocon David Frum: Trump one of the “Fattest Presidents Ever”

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Neoconservative pundit and former Bush administration Iraq War architect David Frum made himself a target of mockery for a personal attack on President Trump’s physical fitness.

Frum claimed on CNN Sunday that “Donald Trump was the oldest president ever, one of the fattest presidents ever, the least physically capable president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt was in a wheelchair.”

The personal attack devolved into hyperbole when Frum claimed Trump “can’t pick up a ball, never mind throw it.

Trump’s latest medical physical revealed him to be overweight, but claims that he’s the fattest President in history are categorically incorrect. William Taft had the highest BMI (body mass index) of any U.S President, famously being rumored for becoming trapped in a White House bathtub. Analysis of various Presidents shows that Trump’s BMI is generally on par with Presidents Teddy Roosevelt and Zachary Taylor.

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In any case, it’s probably not the most newsworthy of stories that a 73-year old man who works constantly is overweight. Trump’s medical documents have consistently painted a picture of a President in good health.

Frum tried to revise his own remarks in a tweet after being mocked on the schoolyard bullying, claiming that it was only fair to talk about Trump’s weight when conservative commentators questioned Hillary Clinton’s health in the 2016 election.

But there’s little to no comparison between Trump’s weight and Hillary’s health concerns. The former Secretary of State was often befit with wheezing fits and had to leave campaign events early appearing extremely disoriented during the 2016 campaign.

The deposed class of neoconservative pundits such as Frum fancies themselves “principled” commentators, yet a mere scratch on the surface shows them to be no more shallow than the most vacuous of smug cultural liberals.

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