Jim Carrey Really Sucks At Painting

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Apr 3, 2018

Actor Jim Carrey has taken a break from starring in average movies, and seems to have found a new hobby to pass the time.

Trump Derangement Syndrome manifests itself in various physical forms, and Carrey’s main symptom appears to be creation of lousy paintings.

He has taken Twitter by storm in recent months, displaying his crudely done anti-Trump works for all the world.

Warning: Before proceeding, be aware that the following content is shocking and graphic, particularly to readers who may be familiar with actual art.

“They bailed him out, set him up and made him their stooge. With Trump in the WH, Putin may win the 3rd World War without firing a shot,” says the caption on Carrey’s painting of Trump kissing Russian President Vladimir Putin’s rear end.

The main issue with this painting is not its graphic nature, but rather that Putin bears a striking resemblance to the television character Mister Rogers. It’s as though, at any second, Putin will pull up his trousers and sing the audience a lullaby.

Carrey also masterfully designed a painting of Alabama Senate candidate Judge Roy Moore:

“I don’t know yet if Roy Moore is guilty of pedophilia, but these allegations along w/ his religious extremism and intolerance make him unsuitable for the Senate,” says the caption.

This one looks like Carrey colored in a torn-out page of a coloring book with a dry-erase marker, then stenciled “Danger” across the middle, as if to accomplish two goals: 1) to distract the viewer from the eye sore that’s supposed to be a painting, and 2) to insinuate that religious people are a danger in government. Neither goal was accomplished.

Next up, Carrey submits his candidate for President Trump’s official portrait.

“Dear Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery, I know it’s early but I’d like to submit this as the official portrait of our 45th President, Donald J. Trump. It’s called, ‘You Scream. I Scream. Will We Ever Stop Screaming?'” says the caption.

To Carrey’s credit, this portrait, while crude, is better than the official Obama portrait, where the 44th President sits hiding in a wooden chair amidst an overgrown garden shrub.

The last of the low-lights of Carrey’s paintings is this:

“This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous!” his caption says.

The painting loosely resembles Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Trump’s Press Secretary. One would never know for sure, but for the caption. It is quite sexist to attack women in power, at least according to the rules of the left, but perhaps we can make an exception for Carrey, who is clearly operating with some sort of handicap.

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