Planned Parenthood: Cinderella Needs an Abortion

Planned Parenthood Keystone, a Pennsylvania affiliate of the nationwide healthcare abortion provider, expressed their belief that Disney is not abortion-friendly enough in a now-deleted Tweet.

The tweet from this morning garnered immediate attention, which seemed to be the intent, but the cowards behind the account deleted it after serious backlash.

According to Planned Parenthood, we also need a Disney Princess who is an illegal immigrant. They must have forgotten about Princess Jasmine of Aladdin fame, who is clearly Middle Eastern. Maybe Disney will make an Aladdin sequel where he and Princess Jasmine fly over Trump’s border wall on his magic carpet to placate Planned Parenthood.

That’s not all, though.

We also need a princess who is a union worker. But why the hell would a princess need a job in the first place?

Finally, we need a trans princess, says Planned Parenthood.

On Twitter, Dave Rubin keenly pointed out that Princess Ariel from The Little Mermaid is trans-species.

“It’s never enough for these people,” he quipped.

He’s right. The freaks at Planned Parenthood will never be satisfied. Why bother trying to appease them?

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