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Sit Down Hillary Clinton, Here’s What ‘Covfefe’ Really Means
EDITOR’S NOTE: Following the publication of this report, various reporters including the assistant editor of Salon attempted “debunking” this report and its many supporters. Big League Politics has received confirmation from two Arabic language experts that this report is accurate. While dialects vary, the president’s intent is clearly established — particularly considering the exact Google Translation of the term “Cov fe’fe” as “I will stand up.”
BLP
“Coff means stand or stop. Fe means inside or within,” Basil Moore of Los Angeles told Big League Politics, elaborating, “Cov = stop or stand. Fe = in or inside. The second Fe, could mean something else in this context. Like … in him. Instead of … in in or inside in, or I’m inside.”
Another expert told Big League Politics, “Cov can be read as ‘Qif’ which can mean stand or stop in Arabic. Fe means ‘in’ or ‘at.’ Fe fe would mean ‘in in’?”
Original report below
After a mysterious tweet from President Donald Trump ending with what appeared to be gibberish the internet exploded in mockery and some fun humor — but there was actually meaning behind it.
The tweet posted just after midnight on Wednesday morning read, “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” The tweet was posted around the same time that a bombing had occurred in Kabul, Afghanistan.
https://twitter.com/RepublicanChick/status/870041705566699520
Everyone was bewildered — many posted playful tweets about possible meanings, others — including Hillary Clinton — speculated that it was a secret code sent for the Russians.
https://twitter.com/AndDube/status/869791891830620160
“I thought it was a hidden message to the Russians,” Clinton told the crowd at Recode’s Code Conference.
People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. https://t.co/M7oK5Z6qwF
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 1, 2017
The mystery continued when Trump tweeted, “Who can figure out the true meaning of ‘covfefe’ ??? Enjoy!”
Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017
Sean Spicer was even asked about it during the daily press briefing, where he responded that “the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.” After the press secretary refused to elaborate, the room exploded in laughter.
Unhinged leftists even demanded that Trump be impeached for refusing to admit there was a typo, including Washington Post writer Seth Abramson.
https://twitter.com/polNewsForever/status/870064556298690560
Unfortunately for the smug and arrogant beltway press, there actually is an explanation for his tweet.
In Arabic, the term “cov fe’fe” means “I will stand up.”
It appears that in response to the events unfolding in Kabul, Trump was saying that “Despite the constant negative press, I will stand up.”
Trump also recently returned from a foreign trip to Saudi Arabia and elsewhere, where he addressed leaders and citizens of the Arab world.
You’re welcome.
Violent Left
Denver Judge Refuses to Lower Bond on NBC Leftist Shooter Matthew Dolloff
Dolloff is staying in jail.
A Denver, Colorado judge declined to reduce a bail bond on an unlicensed security guard who shot and killed a conservative demonstrator in the city in the employ of an NBC News affiliate channel.
A judge overseeing Matthew Dolloff is citing the extensive film and photo evidence capturing Dolloff’s shooting of Patriot Prayer activist Lee Keltner in Denver’s Civic Center. He’s citing the evidence as cause to keep Dolloff’s bond at $500,000.
“The evidence of which the Court is presently aware appears to show that, at the time of the shooting, there was no danger from the victim that placed the Defendant or anyone else in imminent risk of death or great bodily injury, and that the victim was backing away from the Defendant holding a can of mace,” wrote District Court Judge John Madden IV in a six-page order.
“The interaction between the Defendant and the victim, and the shooting itself, are captured by a series of clear, detailed, still-frame photographs mostly separated by fractions of a second. The precision with which the moment of the charged homicide is captured is unprecedented in the Court’s experience,” declared Judge Madden in a ruling likely to dampen Dolloff’s legal claim that he acted in self-defense when he shot Lee Keltner in the head. Dolloff had engaged in a brief scuffle with the Keltner, in which the latter slapped him in the face with an open hand before stepping back.
Judge Madden’s citation of the strong evidence against Dolloff’s claims of self-defense indicates that the likelihood of a conviction in a case is strong. He was formally charged with second-degree murder earlier this month, with Denver Police holding him in county jail
Big League Politics has revealed that Dolloff is a staunch ideological leftist, posting often on social media about his contemptuous views of Donald Trump supporters.
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