After a grueling five minute long segment where Michelle Wolf made numerous “jokes” about abortion, she donned herself in red, white and blue and along with a few marching band members, paraded on stage to close out with a few more tasteless “jokes”. While throwing confetti and pep-talking women to not allow men to control them, she cries out, “God bless abortions and God bless America!!”
Michelle Wolf made headlines recently at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner where she roasted Sarah Huckabee Sanders and made sure to throw her stance on abortions in, for good measure.
“Mike Pence is also very anti-choice. He thinks abortion is murder, which, first of all, don’t knock it till you try it! And when you do try it, really knock it. You know, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got from your secret mistress,” Wolf said.
The segment aired on Netflix just in time for Independence Day and was solely about abortions, and how they should be as accessible as ordering yourself a value meal at the drive thru.
Wolf’s usual tasteless and vile “jokes” included one specifically aimed at Trump, “It’s so ironic that Trump could be the guy that ends legal abortion. That dude has been responsible for more abortions than the invention of back alleys.”
At one point, Wolf compares abortions to DeLoreans, saying that just like the famous car from ‘Back to the Future’, it can travel back in time and stop things from happening.
“Look, access to abortion is good and important, Wolf said during her show The Break, which aired on Sunday. “Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby.’ It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening. It’s like ‘Back to the Future’ and abortion is the DeLorean. And everyone loves DeLoreans.”
Wolf didn’t leave out the pro-life crowd either, making what she calls a “joke” out of the entire belief and stated that those who support pro-life are doing little more than propagating.
“Pro-life is a propaganda term that isn’t real, like healthy ice cream and handsome testicles,” she said, adding that “anti-abortion” really meant “anti-woman”, and that men were trying to control women by taking away their right to get an abortion.
She added: “If these people were actually pro-life, they would be fighting hard for healthcare, child care, education, gun control, and protecting the environment.”
The pro-life movement has made great strides in their efforts to save innocent lives, and just today a Planned Parenthood Center in Fort Wayne closed after what they said was several years of pressure from pro-life organizations. The center did not do abortions at their facility, but did help women to make arrangements for abortions to end the lives of their babies at other clinics, according to lifenews.com.
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