Eco-Tyrant Greta Thunberg Attempts to Trademark Her Name So She Can Threaten and Sue Critics

Teenage eco-tyrant Greta Thunberg is applying to trademark her name so she can make legal threats to individuals who parody her or otherwise use her name in ways she does not approve.

She made the announcement on social media earlier this week:

In the post, Thunberg complained that her name and her movement “are constantly being used for commercial purposes without any consent whatsoever.”

“It happens, for instance, in marketing, selling of products and people collecting money in my and the movement’s name,” she wrote.

She wants to hog all the profits, apparently, for the globalist movement in which she has been appointed the figurehead. She has also filed for trademark protection for Skolstrejk för klimatet, which means “School strike for climate” in English, and the Fridays for Future movement.

“Fridays For Future is a global movement founded by me,” the control freak environmentalist said, asserting her ownership over the cause.

Thunberg made it clear in her statement that lawsuits are forthcoming. She asserted that the trademarks are being created to enable “pro bono legal help to take necessary action against people or corporations etc who are trying to use me and the movement in purposes not in line with what the movement stands for.”

She also announced that her family is in the process of setting up a foundation that will be able to soak up all the profits from her media-promulgated stardom.

“I’m setting up a foundation. It’s already registered and existing, but it not is not yet up and running,” Thunberg explained in her statement.

“The foundation’s aim will be to promote ecological, climatic and social sustainability as well as mental health,” she concluded.

Thunberg has frequently complained about so-called impostors who have trolled her and her low IQ supporters. A group of Russians successfully trolled Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) with a hilarious prank call earlier this month.

“You have made quite a big, big, big, big thunder on this issue. I am really, really very proud of you and the work that you’re doing,” Waters told the Thunberg impersonator who convinced her that she was leading a climate strike for the fictional “Chon-go-Chango island” among other absurdities.

The entire troll job can be seen here:

Thunberg wants to prevent things like this from happening because they show how laughable her entire astroturfed movement is. She hopes to punish her critics through lawfare to aid her push to de-industrialize the West as a sacrifice for mother Earth.