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MERRY CHRISTMAS, WAR IS OVER

Published

1 year ago

Dec 23, 2018

The troops are coming home, quickly.

President Donald Trump is ending the U.S. war in Syria, having defeated ISIS in the region and stopped that terrorist network from building their sinister Caliphate.

Defense Secretary James “Moderate Dog” Mattis has signed our commander in chief’s executive order to withdraw our brave men and women from Syria, dashing the twisted hopes of a military-industrial complex that wanted to remove Bashar al Assad from power and wage another needless and bloody nation-building experiment in the blackened heart of the Middle East.

Mattis is out on January 1, to be replaced by his deputy Patrick Shanahan, according to our president.

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President Trump has sent a very brave message to the world, one that will last for a long time in the pages of our history books — so long as they don’t get re-written by future totalitarians.

President Trump has announced that we, the United States of America, will no longer sing the false song of globalism. We will no longer create war and destruction in faraway lands, spending our treasure and our great people’s lives for unclear objectives and for the profit and power of a corrupt system.

We, the United States of America, will end this decades-long travesty, this criminal enterprise that has operated at the highest levels of our federal government. We will protect our own interests, we will fight for our people, and we will stand on the side of Good and Righteousness.

Merry Christmas. War is Over.

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‘WHAT A DISASTER:’ Iowa Caucus Results Delayed in Vote Count Catastrophe

The nation is left with more questions than answers on the night of the Iowa Caucus.

Published

4 months ago

Feb 4, 2020

Richard Moorhead

The Iowa Caucus was intended to kick off the Democratic Presidential primary by highlighting candidates with a credible shot of winning the nomination.

Instead, the first-in-the nation caucus seems to be more representative of the Democratic Party’s incompetence, after results for the caucus are delayed for an unforeseen “quality assurance” tabulation process. The development has many election hawks and Democrats howling mad, with many suspecting the DNC is dipping into its bag of old tricks with the hopes of blunting or preventing a Bernie Sanders victory in the caucus.

There are many reports of caucus precinct coordinators being totally ignored when trying to report the results of their local caucuses to the Iowa Democratic Party. At least one caucus organizer was outright hung up on by the party when he called in to report results- while speaking to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer live on air.

This is the moment
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— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) February 4, 2020

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The mass of confusion is being traced to the failure of an app designed to report results. Iowa Democrats simply explained the unusual delay as the result of “inconsistencies,” offering little to no in depth explanation for what seems to be third world election practices.

Although we’re inexplicably left without any vote tallies the night of the election, exit polls and crowd sizes suggest that polling frontrunner Sanders has a strong chance to win. Pete Buttigieg also appears set for a strong second place performance. Sanders expressed confidence in a strong performance when addressing his supporters in the state.

“When those results are announced, I have a good feeling. We're going to be doing very very well.” –@BernieSanders at his Iowa Caucus Party. pic.twitter.com/bONUvkc3Go

— Averi Harper (@AveriHarper) February 4, 2020

Former Vice President Joe Biden appears slated for an embarrassment, outright failing to advance to the “viable” stage in many precinct and regional caucus. It’s not entirely impossible that Biden finishes fourth in the primary, a surprise development that would leave the candidate many assumed to be an easy frontrunner for the Democratic nomination struggling as he lags to New Hampshire and later primary states.

MSNBC talking heads could be overheard referring to the caucus as a “disaster” in a some capacity in leaked audio.

NBC hot mic captures "OMG, what a disaster" as they talk about canditates pic.twitter.com/IWfZsIOHPc

— Wojciech Pawelczyk (@PolishPatriotTM) February 4, 2020

As of late Monday night, the Iowa Democratic Party is yet to report any vote results, let alone declare a winner. Big League Politics is continuing to monitor the situation.