Opinion | I Am A Part of Resisting the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration
Big League Politics today is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a senior official in the Trump administration whose identity is known to us and whose job would be jeopardized by its disclosure. We believe publishing this essay anonymously is the only way to deliver an important perspective to our readers.
President Trump is facing a test unlike any leader in modern American history.
Wednesday, an enemy of the American people within the administration conspired with a tabloid newspaper that covers President Trump with a psychopathic level of deranged bias, resorting to the publication of an anonymous op-ed to smear the President.
I would know – I’m a member of the resistance resistance (we call it resistance²), resisting the resistance from within.
I surreptitiously watched the treasonous actor as he hastily threw on his garments after a mid-day romp with his newspaper pal. In exchange for the good time, he was promised him a platform to tell his story. This is a common practice in D.C. Only students from the finest journalism schools in America are taught the renowned “sleep-with-your-source” method.
The root of the problem is the anonymous author’s amorality. Anyone who has worked with him knows that he is not moored by any discernible principles. The author is in complete contrast to President Trump, who is grounded by America First principles, including building a wall, stopping rogue communist nations from ripping us off through globalist trade deals, lower taxes, and peace in the Middle East and Korean peninsula.
But the author’s erratic behavior would be more concerning if not for the unsung heroes like me, in and around the White House. We will do what we can to eradicate these bad actors until – one way or another – they are all gone.
After Wednesday’s sedition, Trump was infuriated.
But I did my duty on behalf of the 63 million Americans who – tired of being subverted by political grandstanders who are out of touch with the ordinary American at best, and harbor disdain for them at worst – voted for an outsider to clean this place up in 2016.
In service to God and country, I fired him.
He has lost his job – added to the list of corrupt anti-Trumpers who have been expelled from Washington, never to return to wreak their havoc on the American people.
There is a quiet resistance resisting the resistance, standing with President Trump, choosing to put the country first. But the real difference is made by normal citizens, rising above progressive politics, wrecking liberals with hilarious memes on Twitter, donning “Bill Clinton is a Rapist” t-shirts and wandering the streets, boycotting anti-Trump companies like Nike, Starbucks, Uber, Pepsi, Nabisco, Netflix, Lyft, Nordstrom among countless others, and reaching across the aisle – shedding partisan labels in the understanding that a global cabal of ultra-wealthy elites in politics, business, Hollywood and academia has infiltrated both parties – in favor of a single label: American.
This piece is obviously satire, meant to highlight the ridiculousness of the apparently new “journalistic standard” of publishing anonymous op-eds.