Britain Puts Cows in Gimp Masks to Stop Global Warming
The United Kingdom is rolling out gimp masks for cows in order to stop global warming, and the psychotic product of inbreeding Prince Charles could not be happier.
A company called Zelp is marketing the gimp masks for cows as stopping carbon emissions. They claim that the masks will trap the burps of cows and prevent the release of methane into the air.
Zelp claims that “wearing the device show no change in their behavior or cortisol levels, and no impact on their feeding, yields or rumination patterns – which are the most sensitive indicators of stress by the animal”
Prince Charles is ecstatic over the news, and the devices are already being used on cows in Britain.
“I can’t tell you how proud I am to be associated with the Royal College of Art, particularly as a result of seeing the remarkable ideas presented by many of them alumni and existing students,” Prince Charles said as he viewed these designs.
“May I say that it is critical because of the urgency we face in terms of the crisis confronting us in all directions and just how important is what their ideas represent in terms of finding solutions rapidly,” he continued.
“I can only hope as a result of this and drawing more attention to what you are doing that we will have a better chance of winning this battle in shorter time. I can only wish you every possible success. Many congratulations, marvelous,” Prince Charles added.
Big League Politics has reported on how the global warming scam is fueling insanity and stupidity the world over:
“A bizarre new video of the globalist World Economic Forum is ordering citizens of western countries to cease washing their clothes in order to fight climate change, following the WEF’s commands that the populace of developed nations eat bugs and renounce all possessions in order to lower carbon emissions.
The strange missive appeared on the WEF’s Twitter feed on Sunday morning.
The World Economic Forum, chaired by infamous “Great Reset” architect Klaus Schwab, routinely insists that decreasing the quality of life of average citizens is the way forward to deter climate change and supposed catastrophe.
Twitter users chimed in to voice their opposition to the WEF’s authoritarianism, making it clear they don’t intend to function as peasants for the corrupt and sinister elites to command in the twisted organization’s sick vision of the future.
While the global elite who make up the World Economic Forum fly around in their private jets never wearing the same clothes twice and doing everything they are telling you NOT to do.
Why? Because you are nothing but a serf to them. Someone that needs to be ruled.
— The Mad King (@Th3MadK1NG) December 26, 2021
This is and always has been about getting the masses to use fewer resources so the elite can enjoy cheaper luxuries. I've no problem with capitalism and markets when they uplift everyone, but this feudalism is the goal of all controlling ideologies (communism and fascism too).
— Chris Bartlett (クリス・バートレット) (@BartlettChrisJ) December 26, 2021
Some noted that the very concept of eschewing the washing of clothes applies almost exclusively to the white-collar “laptop class,” with blue collar workers who are employed in arduous trades likely to face serious health repercussions if they continually wore dirty, soiled and sweaty clothes.”
The UK is leading the world in pushing globalist insanity, and the elites will clearly cheer happily as idiocracy becomes reality.