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NEXT WEEK: Thousands of Brainwashed Rugrats to Skip School and Protest Climate Change
Their liberal parents totally have nothing to do with this.
March 15, thousands of children will be goaded into skipping school by their liberal parents in order to protest inaction on climate change, according to a Monday report.
“The Climate Kids are coming, in massive and growing numbers, and they are not in the mood to negotiate. They know that you—whether you’re a fossil-fuel executive, a politician who takes fossil-fuel money, or a Fox News hack who recycles fossil-fuel lies—have put their future in grave danger, and they are rising up to take it back,” said leftist rag The Nation.
The exercise will actually be a great lesson for the kids – especially considering that they’re not learning anything in school anyway. What they will get is a real, honest-to-God, life lesson: none of the global elites in Washington, D.C. on either side of the political aisle give a damn what you think, no matter how many of you show up, or how loud you scream.
The protests will include “tens of thousands of high-school and middle-school students in more than 30 countries,” who have apparently been inspired by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) (read: their liberal parents), according to the report.
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“If you don’t know who Swedish teenager Greta Thunberg is yet, you can think of her as Ocasio-Cortez’s international climate-change counterpart,” the report said. “Like the rock-star progressive representative from New York, Thunberg is a charismatic young woman whose social-media savvy, moral clarity, and undaunted truth-telling have inspired throngs of admirers to take to the streets for a better world and call out the politicians, propagandists, and CEOs who are standing in the way.”
Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) recently received backlash when she hilariously blew off a group of half-pints screeching about climate change, brought to her office by their moronic leftist public school teachers.
The debate on climate change is a sort of Democratic Party civil war. The elders in the party, like Feinstein, are trying to maintain some semblance of sanity while the young bucks in the party attempt to throw the Democrats off a socialist cliff.
This reporter is popping the popcorn and enjoying the show.
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