STRESS: Robert Francis ‘Beto’ O’Rourke Goes Gray Overnight As Campaign Flounders
Democrat presidential candidate Robert Francis ‘Beto’ O’Rourke, noted Irishman, is going gray at an absurd pace as his campaign flounders and his star fades.
O’Rourke, who famously lost a Senate race against Ted Cruz (R-TX) in 2018 despite massive financial backing and virtually every Hollywood celebrity campaigning on his behalf, has been unable to recapture the same magic for his 2020 presidential campaign, and the stress appears to be catching up to him as he has gone almost completely gray.
In a live stream video on the campaign trail, O’Rourke was asked if his hair is going gray. He responded in the affirmative.
“Carol asks, ‘Is Beto’s hair going grayer?'” said O’Rourke. He then turned to his campaign aid, who helped him pronounce the name “Flores” moments earlier in the live stream, and asked “What’s the answer to that question?”
She replied, “I’d say yes.”
“Yeah, I mean chances are,” added O’Rourke. “I’m getting older, um, maybe a little bit.”
The transformation appears to have been virtually overnight. Just two months ago, O’Rourke live streamed himself getting a haircut while talking about his day, and his hair was much darker.
“Hey everybody, we’re at Chema’s in El Paso, uh, getting a haircut after being on the road for almost two weeks,” Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke said. “We were in New York, New Hampshire, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Iowa, Dallas, Fort Worth, and actually last night we were in Houston before we flew into El Paso.”
O’Rourke has often been slammed for his boyish goofiness, which has often made him appear unserious about his candidacy. This topic was discussed at great length by Tucker Carlson on Tuesday night, after O’Rourke attempted to re-boot his campaign by going on a media apology tour, and blaming his “privilege” for his carefree lifestyle.
O’Rourke’s campaign is in its most difficult period yet, as the candidate received 0.0 per cent of support in a newly released New Hampshire poll this week. O’Rourke not only registered at zero percent, not a single respondent gave O’Rourke their support in the poll.
The fall of grace for O’Rourke is nearly complete, as he is now polling in dead last, at 0 per cent in a Saint Anselm College Survey Center poll released late yesterday with zero respondents offering him their support. Instead, the Democrat Party appears more interested in minority women and old white men, with Sen. Kamala Harris in second place, and former vice president Joe Biden in first.
In third is another possible minority woman, as Sen. Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren registers in the top three.
The poll of 351 registered New Hampshire voters places O’Rourke at 0 per cent, with precisely zero poll respondents listing his name. Above O’Rourke are Washington Gov. Jay Inslee with a poll frequency of one, sex cult-affiliated Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand with a frequency of four, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard with a frequency of four.
O’Rourke has also struggled to attract crowds to his rallies, recently speaking to a whopping 35 people at a campaign event.